Lee Dixon and Sam Matterface discuss the “Tall Blacks”

Would anyone really notice if we replaced Dixon with Karl Pilkington. Sounds exactly the same and would be infinitely more entertaining

this is painfully brilliant 😂 they are both absolutely awful, stealing a living

The badminton team are called the 'Black Cocks' apparently 🤣

They're talking about the Olympic badminton team, aren't they? 😂

Thanks @nodge1985 and @CalvWill 😂

Masterpiece, unbelievable 🤣🤣🤣. Whole fucking month listening to Dixon, who sounds like a bloke who would rather be anywhere else than co commentating at a world cup, like it's a fucking massive chore 🤣🤣

This is the video that every single one of Sam Matterface's factoids deserve.

Dixon is thinking of this team 🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂 genius how you filled in the blank time there. I remember listening to this at the time and thinking how strange the whole dialogue was Brilliant

Why do ITV persist with Lee Dixon and Sam Matterface.

This is exactly how I saw the conversation going at the time lol

The acting on the word ‘sacred’ 👌

Matterface is the worst commentator. Just waffles absolute nonsense

Not forgettting their ice hockey team the all quacks

As soon as I heard this the other night I thought of you 😂

Its like when Brent keeps getting the answers wrong whem he’s teamed up with finchy…but…worser 😂

Phenomenal. Still have zero idea what Lee Dixon even meant

@FootballCliches never seen anything more nailed on for an Adjudication Panel appearance

Brilliant 😂

@cta84

Wait do you just film yourself mouthing what commentators say? How pointless is that.

Best one yet!

@mockster03

Outstanding work

🤣🤣🤣

Absolute genius as per usual 😂

Oh my god you are fucking amazing Andy gives me a proper chuckle each time

You have to have the greatest "beating yourself up" facial expressions around.

How many times have I watched this and cracked up? Yes, yes is the answer.

I did imagine something very similar watching that game

Have watched a fair few times today all be told. 43 seconds on were heading into hall of fame territory.

Magnificent lol