Let me explain how this doesn’t work…

My new tour starts 1st September! Come and see me defy natural law right in front of your eyeballs. Tickets here

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate See you tomorrow in Crawley

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate Are you 100% sure that a tour is a good idea? There are places in this country where they are bound to come after you with pitchforks and flaming torches

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate Hahaha

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate It's definitely mag... ...ic.

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate Has it got something to do with the orientation of the pack. Portrait = Attract. Landscape = Levitate....

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate Thanks for posting, reminded me to buy tickets for your Bristol show. Been meaning to catch you, ever since seeing you years ago at Up the Creek. 🪄

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate See you there

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate Great work as always. Booked in to see you in Colchester in January! 👌🏼

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate See you there!

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate Mirrors?

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate My girls were asking if pete had released another video!

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate I’m stumped! When are you coming back to Scotland?

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate I hope it isn’t too long.

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate Such a neat effect

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate Witchcraft I tell ya

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate 🧙‍♂️

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate It's quantum entanglement. What else could it be?

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate When are you finally coming to Belgium?

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate I need to work on that

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate Please show me this up close and personal when I come to see you tomorrow night in Crawley!

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate Plenty more stuff!

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate Top Green screen game

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate I assume you’re joking.

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate 🧲🧲

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate Brilliant

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate Hee hee - very good

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate You can see the queen wobble on a thin wire. Very good at concealing it

@CambJunction @Staff_Gatehouse @TheMillBanbury @TheatreRoyalBSE @SwindonArtsCent @TMAC_Taunton @comicalents @theatresevern @BACKendal @RoyalDerngate Piece of materiel attached to card and held under deck, when the levitating card is flipped, slight of hand to hide the piece of materiel, great trick 👍