Let's all set our phones on fire

The guide would've said unwed or spinster instead of single unmarried

The bad grammar should have been the tip-off.

I'm sad to see that tradwives appear to have co-opted the valley girl accent

You're insufferable

I'm surprised to see a modern tradwife using 'their' as a possessive adjective for a singular woman.

I hope your dumbass followers do this and get what they deserve

The questionable grammar should have clued you that it was said in modern times.

~trad wives have shiny faces: noted

you're just a short, fat, faggot

And this is why we love you

Of all the useless unlovable ugly garden gnomes I've seen, you're the most unwanted and most useless.

Miss the joy this show and @StephenAtHome brought every day

Damn I forgot Taylor existed since she quit her show

Or was it said by the wife Patton drove to suicide?

Your soon to be new home

Sounds like good advice regardless of the source.

@pattonoswalt needs to go up against @joshrthompson in a @redlettermedia movie trivia contest

They should've continued this show without taylor

I really miss this show.

Hey Patton, love your silly shit! What is this show and where can I watch, please? It's giving Dropout vibes, and I have half a dozen friends who will love to watch it over Diacord (and we could all use some communal distractions right now). ^_^

God you’re a national treasure

Overthinking is poison to trivia games.