lmfao, insanely accurate

There should be a card inside the kit that says "WALK IT OFF, TWINKLETOES!!"

LoL and some electrical vinyl tape

Duct tape sticks better than stupid Band-Aids anyway

Amen to that

Here is the actual real man's medical kit. If you know you know.

Oh come on. Be serious. Sometimes you literally have to do something to keep copious amounts of blood from obscuring your work piece.

This is essentially a form of male toxicity that tricks lower status males into doing really stupid things. I saw an Alabamacan wash his hands with contact cleaner once, and i immediately explained this was dangerous and his organs were going to clean the chemicals out of his blood. He scoffed and said some toxic bs. It wasn't a week later he did it again and came to apologize and showed me how he was blistering and breaking out from continuing to do it. Be careful guys they want you young, dumb, and wearing Americrocs.

Hubs put something with 2 prongs thru the bottom of his foot yesterday. He tried to “walk it off” but left a blood trail. He had no idea where the medical kit was. 🤣. His mom was demanding he go to the ER while I patched him up

I cut the shit out of myself a week ago. Fixing my hunting clothes washing machine. There was blood everywhere, I checked the dogs, they weren't bleeding. Couldn't figure out where the blood was coming from then Bella licked my thumb, oh it's me. 😂😂😂😂😂 I superglued it.

🤣🤣🤣🤣. I did that when I cut myself with one of those pull tab cans. After I woke up from passing out. 🙄. Not a fan of my own blood & I’m a bleeder.

Weak sauce Miss Melony!!!! 😂😂😂

Not really. 🤷🤣. I’m ok with your blood. Bailey’s blood. Hubs blood. Chicken blood. Cow blood. Just any blood but my own.

LoL totally the same

"A list of everyone coming to save you." 100%

“If the bones ain’t stickin’ out, rub some dirt on it” “If the bones is stickin’ out, push ‘em back in, then rub some dirt on it”

There should be some dirt and maybe some duct tape in there. You know, for when its really bad.

Incorrect. It would have 3 things. Duct tape. Electrical tape. And gauze pads of random and indeterminate sizes.

Actually it just needs electrical tape and paper towel. Gotta stop bleeding on your tools so you can get back to work.

Duct tape. Maybe iodine, the painful kind. That's it.

My first aid kit:

I'm still going to see my Bacon Bandages as manly. If only they were scratch n sniff too.

I think @solatac sells those

Super Glue and Electrical Tape will fix most anything LOL

"Walk it off." I literally got hit by a truck and was out cold a good 10-15 minutes. Came to, told the EMTs my arms and legs are fine, I'll walk it off. Didn't go to the ER until 2 days later when I couldn't open my mouth wide enough to fit a spoon in it. Walked there too. 🤣

@HemmerleinLee @BuffaloRon

@JBartle44051086 Nice box to put your severed fingers on the way to the hospital

Whiskey.

@joelatwar

😂

Ha!

Broke my thumb 2 weeks today. I did wrap it with the medical wrap for a couple days. Should be pretty good next week. 🤷‍♂️

Midnight, grandpa rolls over, grandma wakes up: JR, what is that horrid smell? Turns out he'd cut his fingertip off with the metal saw 2 days earlier & used duct tape to put it back on. Did self repairs like that sometimes, & pulled his own teeth.

@wolfetone91201 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A man's first aid kit needs four things: Superglue, clean kitchen towels, duct tape and a zip-loc bag. Superglue for small cuts, duct tape for larger cuts, towels and the bag for when you need stuff re-attached and you need to drive yourself to the hospital.

omg this made me laugh out loud!

I was hoping it had a ¼ roll of black electric tape in it. 😂😂😂

LOL yes! and some old school powdered aspirin.

There ya go! Have forgotten about the aspirin. 😂😂😂😂😂

maybe throw in a cigarette and a bottle of whiskey and really got something!

lmfao, yup good to go!

I'd just stock it with some super glue and duct tape

Doctors? We don't need no stinking doctors.

It is empty. Mine is filled with dirt. (Rub some dirt on it.) IYKYK

I got two Band-Aids in my wallet. That's my first aid kit.

Should contain a roll of duct tape and some tissue paper.

I use electrical tape because the glue takes the soreness out of the wound