Locker room speech for alcoholics.

I’m a former alcoholic. I just learned if you don’t have the first one you don’t have the second and third one don’t open the first one. Alcohol is poison… It ruins lives. Just don’t open the first drink. You will feel better in the morning also. Hangover suck don’t be a soggy white cracker. That’s a white person that has a closet alcoholic problem. being stuck to alcohol like this is sad. I feel bad for him. alcohol is poison. That’s why the government is OK with it.

I see the sadness in his eyes. The booze has control.

He’s dead ass serious too! This is hilarious. 🤣

I said this for 20 years. Eventually I just kinda had to quit drinking for numerous reasons.

Geez, there’s a lot of people in here with tightly wound bloomers on. Lighten up, it was funny and there’s nothing wrong drinks with friends. Abusing alcohol is not the same. A cold beer on a hot day with nothing to do is a beautiful thing. Cheers to those aren’t so uptight 🍻

Being healthy and being an alcoholic is an oxymoron. It takes a certain amount of bullshitting yourself and burying your own cognitive dissonance to come to his conclusion. The struggle is real 💯

It's all fun and games until you can't remember a decade and everyone you love disassociates from you and your poor life choices, and you realize that you can't go back. Hopefully amid all that you come to realize that you have a problem that only you can resolve. If not, that's a wrap for you.

5 years, dead

Double Jack on the Rocks ❤️❤️

It’s all fun and games til you get the uncontrollable shakes