Log splitting machine

That's a pretty risky way to cut the worst firewood I've ever seen.

That looks safe

Using an axe is 20 times faster

This is like the start of one of the worst “Seconds before Disaster” videos imaginable.

What could go wrong?

When he finally gets some seasoned wood, he’s gonna cry when they pop apart and jack him up 😳🤣

This is doing a terrible job as well as being super dangerous.

Also known as a log splitter, this is a tool designed to split wood efficiently and safely.

I want to put my penis in it