MAGA wrecked his bus

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I fucking love you man. You’re a fucking national treasure and I’m not even fucking kidding. A goddamn genius. 😂😂😂

Thank you, Jo!

Is it true that the smell was so bad in the bus that they called the coroner out thinking you already decomposed?

Yes

My Lord! Get well soon!

Ah man, you got hit with the slaw?

THE SLAW

“I said, it’s gravy. It’s gravy.” And I am fucking deceased now. 😂😂😂

“‘This man’s covered in blood!’ No…it’s gravy.” Might be your greatest line ever.

@susan_sandals Wishing you a quick recovery, man! Just curious, when you hit that stray pole, did you yell out "JFC!" or "KFC!"?

@susan_sandals I said FJB out of habit

amateur mistake, always drive with the nuggets! and Only the Nuggets! the sticks will lube you up for an accident, as they did to you.

Personal injury lawyers will have u owning KFC by Christmas

I hope and pray

Head trauma both pre and post accident. 🤣

Jesus! Take the chicken grease covered wheel!

Magatron and Magaritaville. Been a hard few years

Has Mr. Greenwood called or reached out?

I’m waiting

God Bless You, the President and American and Leigh.

Save the gravy! ✊🏻

My favorite follow. Hilarious stuff!

Magatron, KFC supplies, Lee Greenwood I don’t know which part was my fave. But between this and the Magaritaville you must be crushed Brent

I’m so sorry for the loss of your dear MAGAtron; but please know she is looking down at you from heaven along with Trump’s best friend, Mr. Epstein.

Damn first your boat now your bus

“I stop off at KFC to get some supplies….” 😂

Any burns from Gravy ?

I think all the herbs and spices have helped the healing process

Poor MAGA TRON😂🤣😂🤣😂

I once had an uncle killed by slaw

Sounds like you fought the slaw and the slaw won.

James Comer to launch an impeachment investigation against the light pole in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1. The pole was rigged! RIGGED, I tell ya.

“Pre and post” 😂😂😂😂😂

🤣🙃☮️🖖

@reedgalen Now my Yankee kin want me to explain “cattywampus” to them. God help me. 😝

"got hit with a bunch of slaw...please Jesus take this chicken grease wheel and help me" Brent you never fail!

I hear they’re going to base Speed 3 on your story

As long as I get to play the lead.