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male vs female erection devices
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i love that you found someone to match your freak

it's true @_katetolo makes this all so much fun

“I can track his erections with this SMALL wearable device”

“Gynecare: We Think Inside the Box”

Women's health-pilled Bryan is the greatest thing to happen to the timeline. I love this love.

Really strange we don’t have female erection devices

Congratulations on winning the "Weirdest Green Flag of the Year" Award 2026 I guess...

Yes, the problem is we don't have enough funding for women's health. Nobody cares about women.

Y’all are the weird kind of freaky

What is a female erection ?

this is literally you two

yoo where did her accent go

You guys need to chill!

you re not real. you cant be real

Why don't you spin up a shop that sells devices for mentoring lady boners. I'm sure there is a huge market for it.

“Small wearable device”? And you let that go?

Idk whether I should ask Bryan or Kate to blink twice

Frankly “research grade software” is not a real thing any more. Latest LLMs can easily build something equivalent if not better than whatever that thing is using in like 2 hours tops (probably)

Man, you’re both super weirdos out there.

Didn't know female erection devices exist. What about viagra instead?

This is so cringe and useless

It is nice seeing Geeks still being Geeks in 2026 🥹

Bryan man, you never stop to amaze me 😁

Bryan that first time trying to help her set & later remove the equipment...

Couldn’t there be an insert device like a tampon that has a blue tooth connection to track? Just seems like an easy HW solution compared to that super clunky 15K machine

She matched your freak perfectly

biological innovation race, winner gets blue check

Opensource this data

How many good orgasms she has per week, is much more important for her overall health and happiness, ... ... and it's very simple and cheap to count them, @bryan_johnson 😉

It’s good to see that they’re investing in research; they could look into the effects of a carnivore diet—I’m happy to serve as a guinea pig.

*erection ((((measurement)))) devices

I did not see this collab in the cards, yet now the earlier posts by Bryan make more sense, or.. Well, I shall leave it there. 🙊

Bryan, what you claim is a miniaturized device is huge! 😳 Are there any smaller wearables for us average men? 😓
