man’s thighs are like tree trunks

I think the ground might actually shake when he walks. I’m watching it on silent but I can hear a thud with every step he takes.

I do love climbing trees

His arms too!

And who wouldn't want to climb that tree ?

He's too perfect that one would wonder if he's an AI.

Where else do you get wood apart from tree trunks

Bcs he's overweight. He has belly fat and palumboism from illicit hormones use