Mario Kart is being treated like a fighting game

Phil doesn't understand strategy. Like he has no concept of maybe ducking in 2nd place for a while and saving a speed item and letting 1st place take some flack. Instead it's spam spam spam ride alone in the middle of the road in 1st place.

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His obsession with the term competitive play.

I don’t think I got one more in meme to make make a dsp Mario kart meme

Using items strategically = cheating. Ya get it.

Player: *uses item" OMIGOD THEY CHEATED, FUCK THIS FUCKING DOGSHIT GAME Phil needs to relax, he's gonna have an aneurysm. It's Mario Kart man, comeback mechanics are a staple of the series...

DSP: Gets lucky, gets good items and uses them to get ahead of his competition Other people: Gets lucky, gets good items and uses them to get back ahead of DSP DSP: *insert manbaby whining about Nintendo + everything in life is unfair to him + he did everything perfectly*

Phil "Shaq Fu of Streamers" Burnell

“The game fucked me” most action he’s seen since PandaLee left lol.

Checkmate Nintendo. Nothing he could do. He did everything correct. Ya get it, chief?

Lmfao, apparently using the items that the game gives to you on HIM specifically is now “cheating“, what a fucking baby