Marriage. Am I wrong?

Be happy we rescued you from shacks in which you were found. Introduced you to clean sheets and elegant decor. And you have the nerve to act like you’re the ones doing a favor?

I loved getting married and love my wife

Maybe you were right in the 90s lol

Back to the shacks you go! Palette furniture. Animal heads from animals you didn’t kill. Beer signs. Go forth. We release you.

The laughter/groan ratio at the end is actually perfection.

Those of us trying to convince our husbands to divorce amicably without any alimony would like a word.

You look like a mosquito