💥Marry Me Salad @CaptKylePatriots

Mix that dressing up with red wine vinegar (not white). Add a little mustard and honey (ur preference). Mix dressing altogether. Add chick peas, a protein, and maybe some sharp Italian provolone, and that salad is fire

I don't understand this because it's just a guy making a salad like this is a salad he's making and he's blown away by it? Doesn't everybody make basic salads with oil, vinegar, salt, pepper, and veg? Maybe a little lemon juice or balsamic vinaigrette for tang? What is going on? Am I going crazy?

Use organic spring mix greens -iceberg lettuce has the same nutritional value as cardboard- quality olive oil, organic sea salt (Celtic, Hawaiian black lava) & organic vinegar, sourdough (self-made from organic bread) croutons...

Never tried a vinaigrette before?

Out here in these streets defending gingers against peeps thinking they ain’t got no souls, but bros posting vids like this where they don’t blink just makes my job that much harder.

Wait, did he say a flat quarter? Hold up. Hold up.. we have quarters that aren’t flat??

Every Italian woman I know makes her salad like this

Y'qll finally discovered european salad congrats. You all knew this 500 years ago.

Fellas it's just a vinaigrette 😂

i use red wine vinegar instead but yeah it’s fire

If it were cabbage, just add mayonnaise & you got Slaw . I like to add just a little white pepper, gives it that slight kick.

I wouldn't call a bowl of lettuce a salad. Like, my salad has lettuce in it, but I need other vegetables and some cheese. Otherwise, it is mostly just water, no nutrition in iceberg lettuce.

This is just making vinaigrette salad dressing on lettuce instead of separately

Might be better with Balsamic or Red Wine vinegar. I'm tryin it!

So will it still taste good with some Ham, hard boiled eggs, French fries and cheese?

Crush/Chop the garlic first let it sit Separately while you do everything else, it will release the enzyme so you get the benefit of the incredible garlic’s natural anti everything ic . 10 minutes is what we’ve been told to let it sit then mix in.

This just tells me that normal cooking or preparing food is becoming a lost art. Can we bring back meatloaf please? Maybe some beef and noodles?

Erm... did he just discover slaw for the first time?

I'd put sliced black olives in it.

Buddy made salad dressing and thought it was something different lmao

That’s how we eat salads in Turkey 🇹🇷 everyday. Not only is it good if you make sure the olive oil & salt isn’t fake or packed w/chemicals it’ll drop weight like water.

You mean to tell me for 40 years he didn't know that oil and vinegar make salad dressing?

Um... sir- that's a bowl of lettuce w a sauce. Where's the maters, cucs, carrots, croutons & ranch? 🤣 a lil bitof mayo & you got a lettuce slaw...

You mean coleslaw?

Chemical infused salad no thanks

I use Balsamic Viniger

My grandma has dressed her salad like this for as long as I can remember lol. Better than any dressing tbh.

@3John1verse4

It’s just a ghetto Greek salad. Make a proper Greek salad and you’ll be even more astounded lol.

Love me some salad and steak! Im so hungry 😂😂😂🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸🙏

@NoNelsense

Gross Aint nothing but sour shit on it

Sorry but… isn’t that just Vinagreta/Italian dressing? I mean, yes, it’s good, but it’s a normal vinagreta.

This is why I figure they want to listen to every thing, for my recipes. So simple so good but the key is chewing. Try counting to 30 with each bite, observe if it’s liquid or you could chew 10 more, 20 more. You have now aided the body in the digestive process. The saliva starts the enzymes to combine and prepare the nutrients for the stomach . Also stimulating for the final stage of the dump of waste. Once you become more present with your meal you’ll be amazed to observe the body at work. Miraculous . You’ll also need to eat less because you’re full. You’ll get filled better, because your not a vacuum which is how most people eat. Ergo the big belly. Which is poo. Carrying that around can’t be comfortable. Salads help to get rid of food better. P.S. chew all food this way. Just sayin