me: my position isn't thaaat bad my position:

Oh no, not the Queen!

I accidentally sat on my Bishop once.

They destroyed my board?

Gave me anxiety. Just wanted to scream "STOOOOPPPP"

This is exactly how time pressure feels

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Looks like Sarah Connor crushing Arnold in the first Terminator movie

it's crushing

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HOW I SAVED THE WORLD WITH CHESS. so i finally figured out which one is barron trump. he hides under the name dukeofearl53. so i challenged him on and beat him so badly, he wanted lessons. so i went over to trump tower and blew his mind with my opening, The Zati. then, we went bar hopping and he wanted to please me so much, i tricked him rhetoricaly into confessing what he knows about his father's craven response to covid that cost, some say, 500,000 american lives, his fault. fortunately, i happened to have the tape rolling.... so i shopped the tape around to the ny times, msnbc, etc, promoted my music a bit...they offered several $million, but i gave one chance to buy my loyalty, or at least my silence. so, we met back at trump tower, in an apprentice type boardroom. i told him to get rid of his lawyers and that if i didnt call into cnn in half an hour, alive and well, they'd use the tape. i told the donald that, although i could not be bought, i would give him the tape, in exchange for him sitting for one half hour interview. he said yes. we brought the cameras in and started to roll: "mr trump, there is a CONSENSUS among mental health experts that you are "severely impaired," and suffer from "malignant narcissism," the most dangerous personality type / disorder. what's up with that?" "donnie, your followers think your vaccine you recommended to them and took yourself is poison. is that true? did dr fauci really dupe you, like they say in your defense?" "mr president, what do you think of your wife's lesbian pics?" "you fucking idiot, do you really think the sound of windmills causes cancer? and no, you were not being sarcastic. i can prove it." "what do you have to say to ruby freeman and shaye moss?" "when you go to visit your wife's grave, do you give the maga thumbs up?" "is THE reason we cant have solar power because the farms take up to much desert, it's 'bad for the environment''? who do you think you're fooling with that shit?" "mr president you were convicted by a jury your lawyers helped pick of going into a woman's dressing room, attacking a stranger, and violently shoving your fingers into her. do you intend to tie it up in court forever, or just pardon yourself?' "did you really tell your nephew to 'just kill' his disabled son?" "go fuck yourself. what do you think of that?" his answers to my questions were, at first, just the usual deflections and filibustering, at which i would yell "shut the fuck up and answer the question,' intentionally spitting into him as i spoke. then came the lies....but after a while, he just became docile. closed his eyes, like the buddha rejecting the physical world.... the interview aired globally the day before the 2025 sotu speech. trump was terrified to walk out and face congress. when it was found out he had faked a health scare to get out of speaking, even the magats found it pathetic, and the whole thing was a dark cloud over the whole admin.