Meant to post this an hour ago BUT IT KEEPS UNPOSTING ITSELF #helldivers

I was in class when the scream 😭

Then they shall receive a proper education.

I'm already on Parsh but the Eagle Storm is NOT helping (it's like the DSS Eagles are INTENTIONALLY targeting my Exosuits) As for everydiver else;

I always appreciate your pep talks, boss. Nothing like a few kind words and some gentle encouragement to keep pushing forward.

Y-yes Warboss sir, I-I-I will follow you're o-orders Please don't rearrange my organs...please

Whatever they pay you for these motivational speeches, it isn't enough.😂

I love how this mfs takes the galactic war seriously like people knows how to read and shit. Dont expect a gambit to ever fucking happen in this game, just deploy the planet or faction u like the most and thats it.

My liege, I do believe that the bug divers will be able to secure Bore Rock. They have a little under 3 days to do so, and even without the DSS support, enough of them have blobbed there to make steady progress.

Do you get sore throats from these videos?

The yelling hurts in the moment I'm doing it, but not too long after. If I yell consistently (like during a title update and all the new players are there) then i usually go on a bit of a vocal rest for a few weeks since it effects my ability to speak short term

I'm very important ok don't go to parsh, go to me cause im cool right?

Valid response

I just had my mate hop on for the first time in months and I had to tell him no get off reef go to the planet with more players!

@Helldivers_NOW I’m gonna be honest I think the minor order is just for the bug divers so they have something to do

Found the target audience for the 40k warbond.

I just checked, we might actually also get Bore Tovk as well. And everyone else is on Parsh.

Been on the marked planets, Sire! Moving to intercept!

I love your insult

I think we should actually all move to bore rock. We have 7 days left on the major order and both Parsh and Irulta are very low resistance planets, Bore rock has a higher resistance but can still be taken faster than mog if we all went there.

I knew this was coming... its still glorious

There's the Minor order taking roughly 24k (as of now) helldivers

Lmao

So this is the target audience for this game, eh? No wonder it’s down the shitter.

Me and the automatons im fighting on the bot front hearing this guy yell from space >w>

How many hours you got clocked

I’ll be on the dad planets with low resistance doing some very casual liberating :3

@Helldivers_NOW Yeah, best to leave that middle planet for last, since once the other two are taken it'll be under siege and easier to take.

I thought this was a bit, but I actually read your Bio and now I kinda vibe with these lil' updates. I didn't know about the siege thing which sounds cool, I hope other Helldivers follow.

ngl I agree with you'r crush out for the first time

An ork warboss but his WAAAGH got sidetracked

Wut if I say nuh uh-

In my opinion we could send DSS to Bore Rock cause somehow Mog kinda fast to capture, cause somehow Parsh feels like slow even low resistance and DSS (must be Joel), but let's see how's it play oyt tomorrow

wow screaming worked for once good job buddy

Not now, we need to liberate Bore Rock.

@Helldivers_NOW WE MUST PUSH THEM BACK FOR DEMOCRACY 🫡💯