Men...does this sound about right?

Men... the solution is DRIVE AWAY WITHOUT HER! SAVE YOURSELF. THE KIDS NEED YOU

Yup.

So glad im not like this..lol...im very situationally unaware and my husband is very quite. If i EVER heard him say Kellie get in the fucking car I would be there so fast..lol. He is very aware and I am in tune with him and that's all I need to hear!!!

I'm always on my toes in public, always sit facing the entrance in a restaurant, but I live in Mexico and HAVE to be prepared and aware.

My husband is the same way so I guess i let my guard down because I KNOW he will protect me at all cost so I can be a dimwit..lol. I do pay attention but for the most part I depend on him as I should because he's my protector and I trust him.

...aaannd he'd just told her why then she argued about that too. Yeah, that's 100% right.

Reminds me of this:

Wow, I was just telling my wife this morning about a dream, this same scenario was playing out. I was like we need to go, she was asking why, I’m like f***ing RUN woman! Then I got held up by a door that wouldn’t lock. 🤦🏼‍♂️

The funniest/realest part about this is the fact that she's holding her cell phone during the entire conversation.

About ten trillion %.

🤣🤣 I just forwarded this to my husband! Yaaas! So true!

I'm glad she trusts my leadership. If I say in a serious tone while staring at the potential threat, "Honey, get in the car," and she asks, "Why?" I simply add, "Do it now." She knows I would never ask her to do something that would cause her harm in any way, so she trusts me.

I have had this conversation with each woman in my life. If I say duck, it's not a joke. @#$%ing duck. One of my Exs (still a good friend), an exteremly strong minded, powerful, smart woman (Type A, etc.), deeply appreciated the convo and agreed. And, it has helped prevent.

my ex almost died on an abandoned bridge 50ft over a river with rotting wood 🤵🏻: hold the rail 🙍🏻‍♀️: yes I KNOW, I'm not stupid 🤵🏻: STOP 🙍🏻‍♀️: don't talk to me like a child 😡 🤵🏻: TWO HANDS ON METAL. DO NOT LET GO. NO, TWO. YES, LIKE THAT" [her foot slips between the planks] her: 😮

Definitely. 😄

So glad I married a logical woman that carries a bigger gun than I do.

This sounds EXACTLY RIGHT..

Bro woke up and chose violence

That very situation that informed me that my previous relationship was finished. Insufferable!

BTDT. Yup, it sucks. We were lucky. Now she knows I will just leave her ass there. So no more arguments.

Bang on.💯

Man must plan next steps: evasive maneuvers: find weapons & shields, etc… he could explain: at the cost of all of the next things he’s got to do … now men must decide NOW: in advance: knowing that moment is coming

😵‍💫ALWAYS!!!!!!

🤣🤣🤣💪

Heard

only if you have an obnoxious wife.

Hysterical, and so true.

🤣🤣🤣

A real nightmare...

He talks too much

Wow

Scary accurate.

Truth O meter

Aswear with me and my homie I just shouted "move dude" and we ran at full speed when we stopped he asked what we were running from ..the cops. We both laughed when he asked why we ran because we both know he didn't know why ....

This is so true

😂😂😂

This is so real, it's causing me physical pain... 😵