Morning bathrobe rant: functional programming.

Best one so far. This hits hardest: "A good programmer is a function, procedural, oo programmer"

Common Lisp is an object-oriented functional procedural language what a coincidence you should REWRITE IT IN COMMON LISP IMMEDIATELY.

Tech twitter is healing, one bathrobe rant at a time.

*updates LinkedIn tag line*

functional object oriented procedural programmer - foopp

Uncle Bob....are you one of those PhD pure-Haskell magicians with a sweet spot for referential transparency?

High school diploma. No degree. But, yes, I do think referential transparency is valuable.

“Functional Object-Oriented Procedural Programmer” - may I use this?

Looks like you’re saying the f-word at the beginning!

Functional > oop You cant spell poop without oop