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Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter.

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Фото профиля Daniel Parker

Daniel Parker2 лет назад

Don’t Touch My Stuff! Wait, this isn’t the YMCA

Фото профиля Rob

Rob2 лет назад

Lionel Hutz, aka Miguel Sanchez, aka Dr. Nguyan Van Thoc, was paid $8 for his 32 hours of babysitting. He was glad to get it.

Фото профиля matt L, a mole of a man

matt L, a mole of a man2 лет назад

Hartman’s “still got it” line-read is just amazing

Фото профиля Anything Animated Series

Anything Animated Series2 лет назад

Of course being a highly skilled attorney… 🤣🤣🤣 RIP Sir. Thank you for all the laughs.

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Darren2 лет назад

The eye roll when he says "highly skilled attorney" cracks me up.

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Tyler M. Spicknell (Open For Commissions)2 лет назад

I was thinking about this episode recently.

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B.\TO 🇦🇺🇷🇸2 лет назад

@DD56381017 watching this made me laugh then remember Phil Hartman tragedy 🥲

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Kyle Young2 лет назад

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Ignacio Ortiz2 лет назад

@MonteroOnBoxing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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salih ogruk2 лет назад

@HomerSimpson_HS @CPLTOKEN

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