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Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter.

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Daniel Parker1 年前

Don’t Touch My Stuff! Wait, this isn’t the YMCA

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Rob1 年前

Lionel Hutz, aka Miguel Sanchez, aka Dr. Nguyan Van Thoc, was paid $8 for his 32 hours of babysitting. He was glad to get it.

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matt L, a mole of a man1 年前

Hartman’s “still got it” line-read is just amazing

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Anything Animated Series1 年前

Of course being a highly skilled attorney… 🤣🤣🤣 RIP Sir. Thank you for all the laughs.

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Darren1 年前

The eye roll when he says "highly skilled attorney" cracks me up.

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Tyler M. Spicknell (Open For Commissions)1 年前

I was thinking about this episode recently.

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@DD56381017 watching this made me laugh then remember Phil Hartman tragedy 🥲

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Kyle Young1 年前

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