My Day as a Social Influencer

@HarmlessYardDog still a better workout than this

I love how so many people didn’t realize this was satire

I asked for the Sam Hyde and they threatened to call the police, this would never happen at Sip and Dip!

rolling loud reply on tt

Samuel Hydegger

Thanks sam

Never been more influenced in my life

@JackPosobiec Satire is no longer discernible from real life. I’m angry if it’s real, but I’m happy if it’s satire. I just can’t tell the difference. So maybe it’s the best satire. Or an enraging video. Please advise

We're so back

I’m so influenced!