My morning routine as a wellness influencer w/ Stampede Network ✨

@StampedeSupps My brain cannot figure out if this is satire or real

@StampedeSupps This looks like a parody. 😆

@StampedeSupps “Breakfast to nourish my body” oh is that what it does

@StampedeSupps All this just to die at 75 like everyone else

@StampedeSupps I seriously cannot tell if this is satire 😂

@StampedeSupps What did I tell you about sunning your balls?

@StampedeSupps so anything but working

Oh my god, I thought this was a sarcastic repost for ‘humanities fucked’ or something I didn’t realise my algorithm has transcended sarcasm to just throwing me into the deep end of real connection. Ah, I love your video, if you’re making a difference, and feel like a positive change or energy for good, keep going. Completely unrelated, but I’ll be tying a noose if you need me,

@StampedeSupps "I cleanse myself and alchemize any energetic parasites that may have been sent my way while in the astral plane." Ah, yes, another Baldur's Gate 3 fan.

@StampedeSupps "and then i go and make love to a tree, and then take the hive of bees down from it and bathe myself in honey. then i go down to the river and have the fish sing a song for me as I play my violin.. and then i take a swim with a grizzly bear"