My guy sounds like he knows a guy who knows a guy 😭 😭

It baffles him cause he pays for everything 🤣. He can't even see the joke because he is so baffled at her thought process.

If I had this accent I wouldn't shut up 🤣

That's the kind of guy you want on your side—always has a plan, even if it involves a friend of a friend.

Rumor has it, that this is him as a kid

This is called marriage. My wife is always using my magical deck of cards to take me out. No big whoop. Fuhgeddaboutit

Use my card and make it look like you took me out 😂

stop playing games, i got the good cologne on already

Bada bing, I got my bling. He made her an offer she couldn’t refuse

Keep him. That’s a solid one. But cheat on him and he might know a guy

bro passed every imaginable test, respect