My statement

“and for her mind” got me really fucking good

fake, you arent a tall version of bart simpson

there's a giant plot hole in your story. did you ever finish the blowjob or did you just leave it there?

@realdoonser I have no answers. You have to get out of my store.

Moral: none

I knew he was fake the Moment he was implying there were "Right wing" users on Bluskye!

I'm saying slurs that I have only read about.

Holy shit is this real

I'm sorry this keeps happening to you

this feels that it would be a copypasta

I’m not getting myself killed because you don’t like seeing or hearing Nigger.

Face reveal for this, beast mode

The whole skit was overshadowed by the misunderstanding of the word "buglar"

The tension in this narrative never releases us. The never ending crescendo. Until there is love.

I want you to know that we thank you for your sacrifice

I mean that detective was 100% in the right, cause I wouldnt believe that shit either lol

Brave

Why don’t you look like Bart Simpson I paid good money for these ytps

Damn.... this only works bc of the way this guy looks. Awesome

I’m cry laughing and I can’t stop

Why don’t you look like Bart

Is that really what you look like? This is upsetting

i thought you were gay

Alright class, put your pens away, today we aren't gonna learn a damn thing

@TheQuartering you okay bro?

Yeah you really fucked up. This happened to me and the correct answer is to chew on an apple while doing finger guns. Everyone watching will be shocked and have to give you props.

That’s not a burglar. That’s not what burgling is. js

In the history of “That Never Happened”. That never happened the most!

I believe it!

Wait until he learns the word 'mugger'. This story will actually make sense, then.

Stupidest fake story ever