My toxic trait is thinking I could do this

She’s got technique, I’ve got insurance… hopefully.

If I did this, the video would end with the fire department pulling me outta that thing like some kid with his head stuck between the bars at a playground.

lol you could

Easy. I could do it with no hands even

Is possible, modern art

My balls would stop any attempt before it began.

Looking effortless is the sign of a master.

Dude it doesn't even look that hard.

My hamster does this.

Woah