my wind down routine

Hey bryan, candles release toxins like benzene and toluene which can cause to lung irritation, asthma, and cancer.

unwind and rewind

inspo: @jakekrantz

bryan is a vamp confirmed

Time to keep my 100 sleep score streak.

I see a CANDLE 🕯️ 👀 When you light a paraffin candle, you’re essentially running a low-grade combustion engine in your living room. You’re inhaling benzene, toluene, formaldehyde—carcinogens and endocrine disruptors that accelerate biological decline. It’s the opposite of optimization. You think it’s ambiance, but it’s just cellular sabotage.

Aren't candles really bad for air quality?

Goat behavior

whole lotta red light

You made millions in your last startup. Enjoy being rich. This is just too weird.

He's going to meme his way to a Don't Die cultural victory, isn't he?

underrated. thank you for blessing my feed once again.

YOU'RE GOING TOO HARD

Bryan. You look older than the last time I saw you. Are you sure you are reverse aging? Lol

i do this

The youngest you've ever looked. I suggest acting more like a 14 year old as often as possible. For as they say, thoughts inform reality.

Who doesn’t think this guy is so much hotter?

Excellent stockbroker @marohaalhob 🌺🔥 He has accumulated a lot of stock trading experience. You can try to follow him. 🎈 Learning stock knowledge from him will definitely help your investment. 🎌🌹

a little bit of danger w the candle

bro looks like he’s about to ride the polar express

The ghost of Christmas present

where the part where u pop a cialis and tie a rope to ur pp to measure sleep goon seshes

they could never make me hate bryan johnson

My wind down routine

How is Bryan Johnson like the money you get from a bank? He's a-lone.

Aesthetically vacuous bedroom 🚩🚩🚩

it doesn't. and i thank the Lord every day that it doesn't. I am all for good sleep and recognize its importance. the rest is kind of "show".

this is so gay that they won't even make it a memecoin

My 87 year old grandma looks more youthful and vibrant than you

Haha what’s funny is we know you didn’t film this at night because of all the bright camera lights etc 😆

What book did you read?

What glasses are they mang?

That music is toxic for your mind.