Name something you'd rather do than take a vacation on this cruise ship. 👇

Have a root canal!!

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Would rather watch the new Snow White movie....oh wait. Never mind.

Do jury duty for a whole week 😅

Watch a rerun of the DNC Convention

Oh and look at that pool! They pee in it! My pool is crystal clear!

Love cruises but not this one.

I can smell the yeast and syphilis from here. 🤮

We are done with cruises, but Carnival was never an option. Carnival is the Spirit Airlines of cruises.

I'd rather inject plaster of Paris into the head of my erect organ while my hangers are dunking in a jar of boiling chili oil while strapped on the front of an inverted F-15 going 700mph in a blinding hail storm than to go on the ship.

I would NEVER take a cruise anyways! With my luck I would end on one that gets stuck somewhere in the ocean where everyone ends up have to 💩in buckets and toss it over the side! Yes, I’m heavily into risk management🤷🏻‍♀️