Neil Armstrong visits parents after moon landing

One giant leap for Nankind.

“Can’t believe you left that other bloke alone in the spaceship and didn’t let him moon walk with you both. Bit selfish, wasn’t it?”

Excellent, Josh. Basically, my life, if you exchange the astronaut part for a data analyst. You missed out what a lovely house Tracy's son has and how big the garden is.

I find this tragically relatable. Recent example: said to my Dad my friends in US (and I) were devastated by the US election result. He said yes he'd also had a bad day because his bank had told him he had to move his account online.

“Perished” did me😂 Superb that, pal👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

One of your best

@WBAMatt18 Her son has moved to London

Wait till they start telling you about Eileen’s hernia op.

Hahaha mate this is so bang on!!

@shaaunLUHG