NEVER swim in Australian beaches

for reference: it's a painful jellyfish. also there are sharks.

Welcome to Australia, where literally everything is trying to kill you.

What are blue bottles?

I can’t connect what he’s talking about

When I was 10 years old , I got stung by a jellyfish on the beach. It was the most painful experience ever

Australia's beaches are crazy with animals

When I go to Australia I'm wearing a gas tight suit

Im surprised they haven’t been eradicated.

everything in Australia is tryna kill you.

Yeah, you don't wanna get up close and personal with Portugese Man-o-Wars!