Never touch penguins in the wild: here’s why.

i am not buying it, penguins do this regularly

260 bookmarks 😂 none of you are going to antarctica chill lmao

The penguin that cried ice cubes in an old Bugs Bunny cartoon is a vivid childhood memory.

This is fake they say that so they can justify every nation banning us from Antarctica If people went to Antarctica freely, and not on pavlovian guided tours, the existence of the ice wall around the world would be common knowledge, which would destroy atheism in one fell swoop

Not even if I cover my hand with Vaseline first?

Mistaking humans for penguins, thats adorable and equally foolish. Still I appreciate the gesture. Can we give them property rights and all of Antarctica if we agree they are human? Mostly just to mess with any future alien encounters.

Penguins do not mistake humans for 'one of their own.' They just don't recognize us as predators.

But I'm wild what if it touches me? Might end in fire

I’m a penguin? Let’s go

Genuine question: If people wash penguins with Dawn dishsoap to clean them after an oil spill, do they also reapply a layer of some other protective oil to replace the layer thats removed by the soap?

So that's why why charge people with jail if you touch them in Argentina.

Penguins are really very cute..

I call Bullshit.

In fact, I would love to have a penguin as a pet. I think it would be fun.

i've come up with a solution, bags with the same oil in it to put on your gloves, that way they don't loose any

Unless something goes very very wrong I don't think i'll ever have to worry about touching a wild Penguin...

Didn’t tell us why not to touch them there 😐

Penguins have to be among the funniest and cutest birds. Just watching them waddle cracks me up.

Solution: Make gloves that don't affect the oil layer.

The more you know…

I want to take one home and name him Sidney. 🥰

@deidrejowen I had no idea!

"Big ugly penguins with fat flabby faces and front way eyes, no feathers, no beaks and these....appendages!"

So, you’re saying these are kamikaze penguins?

Is this true? @grok

This is anti penguin propaganda

Even though it's true, doesn't exactly pertain to most people as us common folk don't exactly have the ability to go to Antarctica.

@grok is it true ? It's look like fake to me

I have never once thought of penguins as a dangerous wild animal you absolute plonker

Not sure who is out there thinking penguins are dangerous animals