New Election — New Head Ferret!

Trump’s usual living ferret toupee is currently unavailable while getting washed before Trump’s next Cabinet meeting. The brown ferret is a stand-in.

Isn't that John Baron?

I believe it’s David Denison.

He may have inherited it from his father

When the roots grow out he's going to look like a skunk.

The old one is living at Lake Ontario, after it was dropped by a Canadian Goose. LMAO

No, FR?

Yup, it’s real.

He dug up daddy’s wig. 😂

Anyone check that fat old incompetent rapist for leaks?

Someone slapped a ChocoTaco on his head.

Why go with brown when he's had that signature yellow for so long now...definitely not making him look any thinner. 😄

Looks like his daddy.

Certainly does.

I like to think of this as the end times. 🤞🏼

The new head ferret won’t win Trump any new votes. The ferret is Done ✅

@GizmosSpace3 Why is he trying to look like his dad?

Natalie convinced him he’d look younger if he went darker. 🤣🤣🤣

He looks like a fake ass president from a soap opera in the 70’s! 😂😂😂😂😂

Natalie

New pelt drop from RFK 🦝 !

Any relation to Ferret Face Major Burns?😹😹😹

Colored it out for an audition for a part as young Sean Hannity.

His toupé looks more and more mismatched with his ageing old man's mug.

Maybe Natalie dropped a shit bag on his head

That looks like an apprentice ferret that got lit on fire.

Either he changed his hair dye color, or RFK Jr. better check his freezer to see what's missing.

@KregerPatricia Another new clown rug from Morrie! Hysterical.

Is he trying to be a Pillow Man clone.

I hate it when I mix up my hair dye and shoe polish!

What a pussy

Ohhhhh, yeahhhh. . . . Just look at how young it makes him look.

@GizmosSpace3 His order is ready

This rotting piece of spoiled monkey meat will do just about anything to look like a younger, more virile man. Unfortunately, there's absolutely nothing he can do to improve upon his totally bankrupt soul! It's up to others not to cast their precious pearls before this swine!