NEW: Man arrested after filming himself doing drive-by shootings with a 'high-powered, motorized' water gun. 34-year-old Christopher Cayce was arrested by the Houston Police Department and charged with two counts of assault with bodily injury. He is accused of targeting disabled and homeless people.

34 is kinda old to be doing this shit bro

In this heat He was doing them a favor Free my nigga He did nothing wrong

He might a been doing this one a favor

*High powered, motorized water gun" makes it sound like he didn't just spray people with a toy from Walmart. Imagine being so soft that you play up the words to dramatize a water gun. Like holy crap, you're 10 ply bud.

Man we gotta get real criminals and stop with this bs all the fuck he doing is spraying people

Not a single working brain cell is its hollow simian head.

For those saying "this isn't a big deal": Do you want to live in a society where a stranger can drive by and blast you in the face with high-pressure water just for walking or waiting at the bus? I don't. This isn't fun for them. They aren't consenting. Its just harassment.

That's great. Why does it seem like they wouldn't have arrested him if the gun were real.

Meanwhile, in Thailand...

Only a sociopath would get so much joy from causing other ppl to suffer. This dude should face a water-gun firing squad.

Deranged lunatics. Seems like there’s a lot of of them anymore.

I’d be mad if you shoot me with a water gun on a monday morning on my way to work.

Yet in Chicago, they don’t get arrested for drive-by shootings with real guns.

let the punishment fit the crime... death by water cannon

At least it wasn’t a real gun

Thats sad, we used to do this all the time when we were young.

Seems like a harmless prank. Back in the 80s, we did it too. In today's environment, my mind immediately went to acid or some other dangerous substance.

It's hot out there, y'all. He was doing the Lord's work

What harm can you do with a water gun? Just because he is black doesn't warrant him being charged for anything

…not one arrest from those Epstein files…

If he was spraying bums and hookers, he deserves a crown. Thank you for your service.

Lawyer says: CRIME or GOOD TIME?

@grok Is spraying vulnerable people with a high-powered motorized water gun legally assault in Texas even if no lasting harm, or does the targeting and video evidence make the difference here?

In Texas, yes it can be assault causing bodily injury (Class A misdemeanor under Penal Code §22.01(a)(1)) even without lasting harm or visible injury. Key: “Bodily injury” = physical pain, illness, **or any impairment of physical condition**. Minor pain, discomfort, or getting soaked (especially for vulnerable people) can qualify. A high-powered motorized water gun’s forceful spray easily meets this. The deliberate targeting of disabled/homeless people + taunting + filming/posting videos proves intent/recklessness and provides strong evidence. That’s why HPD charged him with two counts. Not legal advice—consult a Texas attorney for specifics.

Now imagine you fucked up on your last few dollars and you lite your last cigarette getting off work at the bus stop, the only thing you have to debrief your stress until you get paid tomorrow….and this nigga pulls up

That's funny 80's era shit right there. This is the least of our problems.

When the fuck did water guns become "assault weapons" that can cause "bodily injury", this is some faggot shit

You can rape and rob and murder, but don't squirt with a water gun !

You can't be chasing clout by assaulting innocent people y'all defending him I bet you wouldn't find it funny if someone shot at you with a water gun

charged with assault for a water gun, but the targeting disabled and homeless people part is just a personality quirk apparently.

There’s a right and wrong way to squirt a gun… what this guy did is assault & deserves to sit in jail. Can’t be doing whatever you want to people just because you’re filming it.

@kkat2u i remember the good old days , paying bums to fight…., and the ice man👍🏼👍🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Is he still stuck in the Sum41 pop punk era?