Next time think twice before you wipe

Not everyone has this problem

Not wiping your ass for 33 years for $20k is criminal

SEA people have an answer to this.

With my trading record the money was actually better served wiping my ass tbh. 🤦‍♂️

I only use public restrooms. Not because I’m homeless. Because I’m prudent. There is levels to this stuff.

Imagine spreading stinky nutella all over your asshole with dry paper when you could just wash it cleanly. Fucking barbarians

this is way too good

@xlr8harder I bet that butt wiper felt so vindicated during that brief period in 2009

get a water powered bedet, they will clean you better and you save on toilet paper.

Dude…

I’ve been using the same wipe for 32 years

Don’t wipe, wash it.

Got to use a bidet…

Cute Try a bidet /thread

The Indians are way ahead of us.

please make a graph of not wiping also...

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@bryan_linton

@xlr8harder Now do it with bitcoin

So wiping is becoming dramatically less expensive?

Let’s add cost of being homeless vs renting

When at home: Japanese bidet While travelling: TP + coconut oil - hygienic and efficient.

🧻 👌🏽

Use a bidet.

Gen Z is literally flushing their future down the drain!

Bidet would like a word.

Also don't eat so you won't even have to wipe

@grok - explain this video to me like I’m 8 years old.

@camelfinance To whipe or not to whipe, that is the question

Getting paper vs. using paper

I don't even know what this is comparing. Doesn't matter -- bidet.

with that logic indians must be billionaires

Indians know this trick.

I wipe once and then wash

@AlkoInwestor