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Nikki Glaser hilarious explanation of why God screwed up when making her vagina, because it look like a hastily packed suitcase. "God screwed up with me, he pulled from the wrong lip bin" "I got down here what I want up here and I got up here what I... show more

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Chris Hultgren11 days ago

Uh. big beef curtains were super hot before the internet made folks want to look 9 years old.

The Left is not Right12 days ago

What won't these women say or do? What can we expect from an industry that worships Satan, takes stem cell shots obtained from Korean foreskins, engages in pedophilia with impunity. And murders people. No kidding. And I'm not very religious but doesn't this seem like the End of Days? I'm building an ark.

Tim Kay11 days ago

@robmillertime

Captain ₿hab🟠12 days ago

Not funny

Dutch_2311 days ago

Biggest trashball around

Zach Sunderlage11 days ago

I would wear those beef curtains like a mask!

Will Scarlett12 days ago

Slutty attention hog. "Clever" people will call her "uproarious", "irrepressible", "irreverent", "cheeky", and "profane". The poster finds her "hilarious". I'm not clever or sophisticated, so I see a crass, classless whore straining to become notorious. OH ! ... to be clever..

Garaa12 days ago

Ft: @NikkiGlaser @ConanOBrien

Jeffrey Philistine11 days ago

I’d suck those labia and straighten ‘em out.

yyzking12 days ago

There’s simple surgery for this

CW12 days ago

@NikkiGlaser sounds like you are blessed 🦋🤤 great description... A hastily packed suitcase 🤌🏿

Neo11 days ago

That was very very funny 😂

The Fantasy Football Whisperer12 days ago

Hot AF

T- Mick11 days ago

Tuna gashes are the worse

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