No, Mr. Simpson, don't take your anger out on me.

Somebody had to take the babysitter home, then I noticed she was sitting on her sweet can. I grab her sweet can. Oh, just thinking about her can. I just wish I had her sweet, sweet, s-s-s-sweeet can.

“Hello Homer … this is God … frey Jones from the TV magazine show Rock Bottom”

“Sorry, Dad, we do believe in you, we really do. It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than you have. 'Oh, maybe TV is right. TV's always right! [walks upstairs] [Bart and Lisa hug the TV] Are you hugging the TV?! No...[they kiss it]”

60 minutes editing

The paused video with the zoom-in is priceless.

Such a great scene from a top five episode.

What's more angrier... -The poor editing to make Homer look bad -The fact that people actually swallowed it

The clock moving in the background wins the prize!

Makes me laugh every single time.

Marge: Do I really need to wear this jacket? Homer: You wouldn't if you were willing to ride in a hollowed-out wheelchair!