Nobody: Our moms:

The person on the phone is killing me 😂😂

Wait lol, what’s wrong with cheese on eggs 😭😂

You were 15… months 😭😭

Similar to the way they give directions using landmarks that were torn down in the Nixon administration. Mom, I have no idea where the old theatre was.

of all things, he's going to ask if you want cheese on your eggs?? Mom has to be stopped 🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The hands on the head walking away 🤣🤣🤣🤣

My mom use to say everyone has a std or is trying to molest you😄😅 I was like I’m going bowling

"That's why I tell you to read your Bible." "Read my Bible... so I can... die?"