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Norm Macdonald realizing halfway through an interview that he has no clue how many kids Jerry Seinfeld has is peak comedy. The way he just moves on to talking about legal jargon is why nobody else comes close to his timing. Norm: You don't have a child. Jerry: Pardon...

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Norm Macdonald had absolutely no filter when it came to sensitive topics, and his take on the Crocodile Hunter is one of his most infamous moments. He really knew how to push the boundaries of what you are supposed to talk about on live television. Norm: And you know who had to be pissed about it were the crocodiles. Because uh, he got killed by some fruity fish. Bill: Please, please don't do this anymore. Norm: He was taunting me with a stick. I could have eaten him and his f***ing kid. 😂😂
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Norm Macdonald had absolutely no filter when it came to sensitive topics, and his take on the Crocodile Hunter is one of his most infamous moments. He really knew how to push the boundaries of what you are supposed to talk about on live television. Norm: And you know who had to be pissed about it were the crocodiles. Because uh, he got killed by some fruity fish. Bill: Please, please don't do this anymore. Norm: He was taunting me with a stick. I could have eaten him and his f***ing kid. 😂😂

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