Not a chance in hell …

Those carnies are known for safety though !

Are they generating power for the Carnie's meth lab???

put together with bubblegum fuck that

Just because it was put together in 3 hours by a bunch of meth head carnies didn't mean it's unsafe

The ride, itself, isn't terrifying. It's the meth-head parolees who threw the thing together in 10 minutes after a nine hour overnight drive from Waukegan that scare the Hell out of me.

There would be some of my bodily fluids* launched into orbit on that thing. * and not the good ones either.

will we ever land on Mars?

What……..you don’t trust the workers who drove non stop thru the nite with no sleep and ingesting no telling what to assemble such an entertainment masterpiece?

Trying to picture the worst-case scenario with this thing, and it's either loss of speed control and it starts spinning at 125 MPH, or it simply unscrews itself and the giant arm falls off.

Hah! Great line: "How lucky do you feel today, punk?"

I’m with you, I can’t stand the whole “wind farm” thing.