now wait a damn minute....

I didn’t know turtles could be police officers

"F*CK LOAFERS!"

A bird took her phone away

Mathafaka!!!

😭

is this supposed to be a racist turtle because he hits the black shoes only?

They can navigate a whole damn maze that quick and detect threats

common known fact that turtles and tortoises see dark objects as predators and attack them. Nice engagement farming though

What you got there is a Klan tortoise.....