Now what do you do

Maintain eye contact to assert dominance.

That’s what living in Florida feels like 😂

You purchase a shower mongoose, obviously.

A snake and a spider in the shower? That's just too much excitement for shower time!

Just move. Leave the house. Grab your dog and bounce.

Time to burn this MF down!

As someone who fears both spiders and snakes, my day and several nights of rest, are now fuk'd.

Get out of there ASAP! 😂

*says "rude" in parseltongue