oh it’s SERIOUS for him i’m crying😭

Its the "fuck you, die". Bro is not playing 💀

Life happens If you wish me happy bday thank you if you don’t i don’t charge it against you. It could all be simple

I do the same but I don’t write it down🤣🤣🤣

What zodiac sign is this?

Man f*** your birthday. Keeping little notes people that pour into me. What a female lmaoooo

Oop so I’ll be calling no one for their birthday this year

This is why just tell no one happy birthday.

Valid 😂😂

Temu Jalen Hurts on some controlling shit lmaoooo. Fuck you die over a birthday text

20 years ago this guy would've been a Quant for the big 4 but today he's wearing fake chrome and making childhood trauma and neglect excel spreadsheets. What have we come to as a society.

virgo gotta be in his chart

This is so Me coded 😂😭😂I've done this for years and will continue 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️😭😭😂😭

omggg my twinnnnn 😭

The level of petty is unmatched 😆

How all of my friends act in my head:

not tjat serious

drama queen

Based asf

This is so childish