oh it’s SERIOUS for him😭

What bro sees

Looked so much better before putting the goop in

All that so the mofo can tie some chick to a railroad track

I do prefer like this

Wait til you see his pubes

me when i see them😭

mirror pov

Thats a lot of work to be fucking hideous

These types of dudes make their mustaches their entire personality.

Boss: "Edgar, you've been 13 minutes late for work the past several days. What's your excuse?" Edgar: "Trust the process."

All that work just to look super gay

He has absolutely NO idea how hideous and clownish he looks.

😭

Bro getting ready to colonize continents

Every dude I’ve ever met with something like this is the least interesting person you’ll ever meet. It’s literally their entire personality.

The comb's teeth were too spaced out. He needed a comb/brush that you use for baby hairs to really work the the product through.

He looks like he speaks for the trees

rainy days are not for him 😮‍💨

hit the follow button while you’re here😭💚

+ STREAM cowboy carter by beyoncé🙂‍↕️😭🖤

They call this the "never getting laid" stash.

Lorax is that you

Contraception comes in different shapes and sizes. Most is not 100% effective, but I think he’s found a fool-proof method of not getting anyone pregnant.

How does he not constantly eat the mustache? Any time mine gets too long it I’m constantly biting it off.

We interviewed a guy with a similar mustache at work. His interview went well but its the only thing anyone would talk about. He probably would have gotten the job if it weren't for the mustache.

terrible job you can see all the white product when he's finished, looks uneven and greasy.

The effort he went through just to rob a train on horseback

He puts more work into mustache than I put into my entire existence

Who the hell has that kind of time?