oh my god this is the whitest shit I’ve ever seen

This video has everything: -an angry white boy named Connor -Southern accent -concerned white women that aren’t helping -white wine -some stupid shit only a drunk white guy would do -playing old school hip hop -an ugly vase -a woman wearing a fur -navy blazer with jeans

THIS WAS LIVE TWEETED AS IT HAPPENED

I like to imagine this he’s a genie for white people

Anyways go follow and listen to @jortscenterpod where we interview the guy that rescued Connor

How do you say it?

ATTENTION:

WE DID IT

“You gotta just pull your body out” is the most annoying advice even when it’s correct. Like no shit can’t you see I’m stuck.