Ok… good to know 👍🏻

Well, Murder Writer Nana here. While bamboo grows fast in the right soil (up to 36” in a day or so in best case), the rhizomes can actually interfere or interact with the decomposing body and bring it to the surface. Sorry to ruin any plans, but as your pretend lawyer, I suggest not acting in any way that creates the need to bury a body. It’s more difficult to pull off in most places than you’d like. Now, deep swamps in Florida? Better chance.

Dang it.

really think you should check this out

I’m just popping to the garden centre on my own right now. Can’t seem to find the husband. 😉

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Get a non aggressive one 😂 As it can extend far underground, potentially damaging foundations, pipes, or other structures if planted near your house hence exposing the body 😂

Duly noted.

Good tips are always appreciated. Filed away just in case!

That makes sense. And think of the composting benefits. It's a win win.

Yes and bamboo loves acid rich soil if use choose to disolve the body first.

Before or after you inject the insulin under the finger nails so it is not traceable in a autopsy???? One of the first things told by the type 1 diabetic nurse when training up to inject it into someone along with growth hormones for a decade, one glucose based so careful 😅