OK Jon is on board with the paper straw ban

Here’s an idea, kinda controversial, just get rid of straws. BAM! Next issue.

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Honestly I don't know why I follow you anymore

Here in the UK, where I haven't used a straw in years, because I'm not a toddler, I don't understand America's obsession with sucking.

Just get over the drinking with straws crap man… you’re an adult 😂😂😂✌🏻

Were all not eco consciously using solid washasble stainless steel without lead straws most of the time ? Oh it’s just me doing that okay. 😇😂😇

There's an important step between you using a straw in a restaurant and a turtle in the sea encountering the straw, and that is: Recycling is just a scam. And since democrats never attack the capitalist class, we get pseudo solutions like the paper straw.

Why use the straw?

Back in the seventies kids were given these wax straws that didn't have the sogginess problem of the paper ones and weren't problematic as waste. They even had a bendy part at the top.

Unfunny show, unfunny writers, unfunny host.

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