The Trump paper straw stand-up routine. A timeless classic 😂

I got it 😍❤️👇

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@JerrySeinfeld

Ties over turtles! I order extra straws just to negate the environmentalist

My Granddaughter suffers from Cilliac disease & paper straws have gluten in them! These people are nuts!

I’m in disbelief! Not only is this untrue it is laughable. How can anyone be so ignorant about a subject and propose this? “Microplastics are inside us all. What does that mean for our health?”