Okay that's actually insane

it'd be harmless convergent evolution if she hadn't signed off the video acting like this was proof she's super smart and has original thoughts all the time

she was so proud of her original sentences and didn't realize her team copied him bar for bar

Abdul actually explained to voters, who may not be fully informed, the exact issue at hand. That is better messaging than Stevens, who just dropped a couple of platitudes, not actually elaborating or corroborating what the issue at hand is, who is at fault, & how they're at fault

I was pretty skeptical Abdul could win at first but he’s a great campaigner and Stevens is a fucking charisma void lol

Unoriginality aside, AE-S is such a better speaker. He provided the why and how to the issue by describing exactly how the paper trail leads back to Trump's corruption. Stevens just said "This bridge is open and owned by Trump's buddy, this one is closed. Abdul, you stink."

@KweenInYellow

Yeesh. Of course, she thought "See Abdul, more than two sentences" was a bar.

The power of images. I watched them both with the sound off, and the differences in the candidates are stark, even with the one mimicking the other. The first one shows confidence and calm; the second one does not, proving once again you can't "fake it 'til you make it."

be mindful of a well funded Israeli shill

hasan's right she really is the most adorable genocide enabler.

Genuinely how is this not a landslide? The charisma gap is ridiculous and that's not even getting into the policy positions

@hasanthehun it’s wonderful to see that tens of millions of dollars can’t buy someone on her campaign to care enough to do basic due diligence cinema 🙌

I needed all the lore and world building to actually understand why the other bridge is unused. Thank you, Dr. El-Sayed.

@hasanthehun I'm convinced that her campaign managers are secretly Abdul supporters. This could be a bit straight out of The Campaign

Has she always had that accent or is she like Kennedy from LA who decided to sound like Foghorn Leghorn when he ran for senate?

@ostonox Biggest bridge I can’t stop hearing the accent now Hasan got me stimming

@ostonox Acknowledging that joke from Abdul really does show just how much he’s in her head. It’s truly pathetic.

Why is he dressed like a detective who was sent back in time?

@OunkaOnX She also managed to squeeze a massive glaring falsehood into her Temu knockoff version of Al Sayed’s OG banger

@OunkaOnX GODDAMN. She really has nothing. Hey how about stringing together two sentences that aren’t copied from the guy you’re running against? @HaleyforMI

That first guy seems like a terrorist who will blow himself up in an act of jihad but the one the right seems like a candidate I would vote for

Abdul dressed like Chris Redfield

Haley Stevens version is aspirational. She obviously admires that level of corruption. She is giddy about getting to that level herself!

no background music makes it more relatable cause it's like some dogshit I could make

@OrangeFreddyG

She gives me the ick. And when I can't describe an ick it usually comes out later about the person. I mean, the sign off, obviously. That was just gross. But no, she just gives me a sense of deep inner ick. One day we'll find out why

@hasanthehun The way he explained the issue very clearly and I had no idea what she was talking about lol

How is she going to “end this corruption”?

@artisanrocky How can someone like Stevens look at herself and think she deserves to be the next Senator from a U.S. state. Like humble yourself

@hasanthehun I really really hope El Sayad wins and she loses!!!

They're not that similar and hers is way more concise. But yeah, she for real ripped off the idea. I'm not even playing, she definitely did.

@ostonox She copied the homework and still got an F lmao

Also: it is astounding how disingenuous she sounds and how much more boring and confusing her telling/stealing of the story is.