One step forward, two steps back

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Can we try two steps forward for a change?

Funny and true all at once. So, ultimatey, sad.

Trump is awful, but neither Clinton nor Harris were “very qualified women.” They both ran shitty campaigns. The lesser of two evils is still evil (or at best mediocre). Dems can and should do better.

We saw you on the lot yesterday on our tour at Universal - thanks for taking the time to say hi to our tram! Can’t wait to see you on St Denis Medical!

I'm calling it now. The first female president will be a psychopath from a deep red state. Things are going to get so much worse than you can even imagine.

I'm glad to see you are still around putting on great shows! Seeing this is inspiring me to binge watch Agents of Shield. Your comedy is fantastic!

I miss when this guy worked in the subway ticket booth and lived with his mom...

Idiocracy is real, my friend. 😅

Lol 😂

Not funny. A bit less unhinged and it becomes partly funny, but since the Cheeto-dusted scrotum lives in your head rent free it’s just sad. And still not funny.

Hillary is just a generic “woman?” Didn’t call black children “superpredators?” Didn’t act as Secretary of State during the invasion of Libya, Honduras, etc? Didn’t serve as First Lady to a prez whose 8 years saw more black ppl jailed than any other era? disingenuous & corny

Look it’s Eric the actor

Ah, the lyrics of Paula Abdul.

You're 100 times more likely to be a pedophile than the president.

Trump is Chuck Norris disguise You fell for it because you're weak

Good stuff, bro!

You already know this Patton, but you’re a cunt

Scrotum dipped in Cheeto dust? That’s your joke? If I was in the fourth grade, that would be funny. Step it up!

That’s funny

I love you!!!

Wow, I loathe Reps, but you sure do love your Dem warmongers and genocidaires dude.... Wow.

1 DAY AT A TIME PAT 😭😭😭🌊🌊🌊