Outtakes from the original movie, “Oliver!”…

...the stuff you see on the deep web.

Ok, that's it, dead from laughing pain. 😂 x

Lol - I only realised recently that not everyone sings to their dog - I mean, how would my dog know it was ham time if I didn't sing the ham time song? Bizarre...

Okay, I just checked my pockets and down the back of the couch - best I can do is 75p and a Werther's Original, (still wrapped!). Deal?! I ❤️ Hobbes!

Who will buy this wonderful poochie? Who will buy this wonderful dog? Who will buy this marvellous poochie? Any pooches today? (Not original lyrics) 🤣

How old is he? My old lass wants to know 😉

9.

Dolly is 10 and half, we cannot forget the half 😀 She had a look and went back to sleep, she's playing hard to get 🤣

I’ll swap ya for a ginger whinger

Right. That’s enough. I’m sending bubble wrap and money for postage. 😂

You’d never sell him….. Hobbes on the other hand ….. well he might trade you in for a juicy bone 😂😂😂

Omg that was amazing. Has anyone ever told you, you should try acting. Why not see if there's an am dram group near you to start with, see if you like it or not!

He's thinking, 'Im too old for this sh*t'. 😂 Bless him.

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Harry Secombe you ain’t. 😂😂😂

🤣🤣no I truly ain’t.

Call it a pound & I'm in! 😂😂

I'm sure I have half a guinea somewhere...

Ok I’ll buy him 🤣

Im hysterical here🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣♥️

Please pull that weed. My OCD is in overdrive.

I thought I recognised that song 😉😄

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Poor Hobbes putting up with that 🤣

He’s oblivious as per 🤣🤣

Bless him 😁

I'll give you tuppence 🤗

Your singing voice sounds like Ivor Cutler. That is a compliment 😀

Poor Hobbes! :) That said, Harry Secomb would be proud!

Hobbes is pointedly ignoring your dulcet tones and the subject if your song. He KNOWS you adore the bones if him. You don't fool him...or us 😁

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We all know you love that little dog to bits James..Hobbes is your baby..💙

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I love 'tatty' dogs 😍. And yours is of a particularly high level of tattiness and all the cuter for it

Oh I do love Hobbs . He’s sooo cute and pretty 💙💙💙

I'm here for that vibrato 🤣🤣 Brilliant!

🤣so glad that was acknowledged

It was a masterclass James 🤣 I'm now singing the song to my cats 🫢

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