People don't know how accurate this is

I nearly spit my Celsisu all over my desk when he said the bit about waking up with some parents you've never met eating breakfast - because as a small town rural America teenager, booze cruising down gravel and lowmain roads, we would end up at someones house for breakfast

My buddy and I went down to Mexico to party once decades ago, and he was the driver Of course we got wasted at Papa's and Beer (Ensenada) Then we decided to drive home and I'm passed out in the passenger seat and Depeche mode is playing I feel the sensation of the Jeep moving funny I open my eyes and look over and he's completely blackout passed out at the wheel I slap him to wake him up but it's too late and we end up rolling the Jeep end over end four times There's a lot more to that story but anyways

We knew all the backroads home.

I used insulation as a blanket in a buddy’s unfinished basement

I can totally relate! My hometown and college town didn’t have taxis. The local police had a field day giving out DUIs.

That is hilarious! I'm like cry laughing

In the Navy, I was the DD for a group of people. I get pulled over and didn't have insurance(i got the car the day before). They took my DL for a year. 3 days later 2 die cause no DD. F U MP.

Just sent this to my roommate from 20+ years ago. Real life

been there done that. The 80's were the BEST!!

You win the internet today

True shit.

@unusualnuggets seeing your DD blacked out is actually a horror movie that turns into a team building exercise 😭

Yeeee-up 🤣

Who stole the voice & tempo, this guy or Nate Bargatze? They even look like they’re related.

No one i knew in my early 20s (pre uber) could afford a taxi...lol

Sorry but this is nonsensical. Why is he acting like cabs and taxis didn’t exist before Uber and Lyft??? Where is this mass psychosis coming from where there was no way to pay for someone to drive you home before Uber was invented coming from???

Back in my day.....

Yep

🤣😂👍

Fucking hilarious.

boy howdy