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Fort_Maximus11 个月前

Burgerpants type individual

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Cornholio11 个月前

That ending sucks cuz it's true.

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Orthofox11 个月前

See this is why I drive instead of riding the train. So I can read in peace

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Ben Capshaw11 个月前

1,000 page poop book is such a great bit

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The Real 𝓦𝓪𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓸11 个月前

I feel like this when I pull out my psp in public 💔💔

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Woke Jarkko The Dog11 个月前

damn that page turning animation was so satisfying that I think you should make a movie where he goes through the whole book. you can add a few hundred phone breaks in the movie just to give it that touch of realism!

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🚗•°{1-877-Kars-4-Miggs}11 个月前

performative andy

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Nick Monteleone11 个月前

I don't care if it's performative. "Poop" changed my life. It made me want to be a better man.

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Iván Rampi11 个月前

I love your stuff dog

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PoolToy11 个月前

“I’m not a vibe am I? IM NOT A VIBE!” Is how my brain thinks at all times

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Ayoub ElMassi11 个月前

Just so you know some poeple dont have internal monologue Look it up..

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Artie11 个月前

Performative anxiety

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brandon🫀11 个月前

just read the fucking book

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ask34311 个月前

this is how it feels to bring my switch anywhere 😭

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Tyranistar11 个月前

ANDY MENTIONED (Andy Fangerson fortnitemares skin 2024)

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Jenna Grip (JojoIsMe on Bsky)11 个月前

I think he might just have a big head.

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WisdomCap11 个月前

Reminiscent of Worthikids' Bigtop Burger, I love love love it.

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Misanthropia11 个月前

Peformative non performance.

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un_autor_usual11 个月前

Is it my idea, or life was happier when terms like "performative" or "not a vibe" didn't exist?

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creatively drained dumdum11 个月前

i love the pre-2012 newgrounds feel to this

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Maxxine11 个月前

That's why i only play balatro and do shots in public

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Tiger11 个月前

The last part is very true because I remember seeing a guy on a bus trying to read his kindle but kept fiddling with his phone.

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fake_TKM11 个月前

This is literally the funniest thing I’ve seen this year

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Diggon11 个月前

i love reading poop

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Sulthan11 个月前

ahaha i do that

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björking my peanits10 个月前

jesus this was me yesterday on the train, like my legs were actually shaking a bit

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DeggGhost11 个月前

@gohorojo illo tú

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⚫️ Roe11 个月前

owo

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EricWN 2️⃣🧟11 个月前

Yo, I thought you stopped making videos in the style, I love these

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Golden_Horse11 个月前

SpongeBob humour.

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uh uh uhhhhh10 个月前

So it looks like that

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