Perhaps, the perfect response to claims like this:

russia must be returned to the Mongolian empire.

Putin is an idiot, but he is backed by millions of brain washed idiots. It must be handled with Ukrainian, Baltic confidence.

Who are these lunatics running the asylum? (aka Kremlin)

Trying to solve 1 + 1 (diplomacy) but you fail to do it correctly. Then you beat the shit out of your math teacher for your stupidity to solve it correctly (war).

When Boris Johnson is good he is really good.

Love boris